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The Two Types of Runners

Brendan Leonard

February 17th, 2025

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Are you Team Sniff or Team Snot Rocket? Drop it in the comments. 👇

Other options: You could always blow it into your $1.99 gas station gloves, your neck gaiter, or even wipe it on your socks (hey, we’ve all been there). No judgment here (just keep your germs to yourself)! We’re proud you’re out there running with that snot-filled head of yours. 🦠😝

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25 thoughts on "The Two Types of Runners"

  1. Drew Martin says:

    Team Rocket. I’ve got exercise-induced rhinitis (a clinical way of saying runny run nose), so I’m constantly keeping my head on a swivel during races for a safe space to blast a boogie. I’m so sorry for typing that last sentence.

  2. Sean Moriarty says:

    I do have special gloves that can be used for wiping my nose, but nothing beats a good snot rocket for cleaning things out!
    Just look over your shoulder to make sure the coast is clear.

  3. Christine says:

    Team Snot Rocket

  4. Thorsten Sahlin says:

    Rocket all day!!!

  5. Thorsten Sahlin says:

    Rocket all day!!!

  6. 501892  James E. Moss says:

    snot rockets

  7. Taylor M. says:

    Snot rocket

  8. Rock lobsta b says:

    Pew pew

  9. Stacy Coomer says:

    Snot Rocket for life! 👃😤😝👍

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