Are you Team Sniff or Team Snot Rocket? Drop it in the comments. 👇
Other options: You could always blow it into your $1.99 gas station gloves, your neck gaiter, or even wipe it on your socks (hey, we’ve all been there). No judgment here (just keep your germs to yourself)! We’re proud you’re out there running with that snot-filled head of yours. 🦠😝
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Shoot those rockets, runners!
I am well known for my snot rockets. More than a few have been hit by friendly fire. But I’m in good company. The most famous member of Team Snot Rocket is Santa Claus. Seriously, “And laying a finger alongside of his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.” I don’t have the power of Old Saint Nick, but I get it.
Pew Pew!!
Snot Rocket!
Sniff. That’s some potential hydration I can’t let go to waste. Water is precious haha
Rocket all the way- clear the airway. Sniff and you risk choking and aspiration! And shooting out that rocket feels so satisfying! 😉
Snot rocket!
Snot rockets all day! I enjoy watching them fly out! 🤓😂
Team Snot Rocket all day. If I can’t let it fly in the woods where else can I? Plus it coming up for a reason so there is no need to sniff it back in 🙂
I rock the 80’s terrycloth wrist band for that exact purpose.